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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 04:52
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
No go.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
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Then came..
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Still no good
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
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Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...